Sire sits in his over fluffed easy chair, trying to no avail to work on his
website when Eek13 walks into the room.
“Sire?”
“Yes Eek?”
“Something’s wrong.”
“What now Eek?”
“Mortiki is trying to hang himself in his room- again,”
“What happened this time?”
“Well, Nevar drew an extremely large ~N~ on his wall in black
lipstick.”
“He wants to hang himself over that?”
“Well, it would have been ok if GrandPoobah
didn’t have to put her two cents in.”
Sire shakes his head mournfully-*sigh*
“She always has to doesn’t she?”
Eek begins to speak again, but NightKitten cuts him off as she “pads”
into the room.
“Sire?”
“Not now NightKitten.”
“But Sire! There’s a problem!”
“Another problem? What else could have possibly
gone wrong in this house?”
“Well, Shok fell down in the kitchen.”
“Is he ok?”
“I don’t know, Necromantik is dragging his unconscious body down the
basement stairs.”
“Is she trying to help him?”
“Uuhhmmm…….. I don’t think so Sire. She has salt and pepper
shakers in her hands.”
NightKitten begins to speak again when Grandpoobah pushes her out of the way,
“Fucking Newbies.”
“Grandpoobah, what IS wrong with you?” Sire says with impatience.
“I’m sorry I’m so testy, it’s just that aidee is bitching up a storm
about Mask in his half German half English accent that no one
understands, and Mask is somehow trying to convince him that Germany is
responsible for the persecution of Pagans.”
Eek tries to cut Grandpoobah off and an argument ensues.
Sire leaps from his chair and with a booming voice cries:
“I thought I told you no personal attacks!!“
“Don’t make me ban your asses!!!”
The house goes silent–
*btw*
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these are fun, I hope everyone continues this thread sort of like a neverending story! please do.
That’s hilarious…just thinking about it will keep me laughing. -Mistaya
I just happened to read this one… that was great, and so funny! Is this a continuation of Neverending story?, great, I will have to read that one… hehehe
I DO like this one a lot.
Had a bit of an accident in the kitchen did I?
More… more I scream!
I do talk an awful lot, don’t I? And most of it pisses everybody off. Oh well. We all have to have our talents.
LOL! that’s krazie as f**k! really! was i using a slipknot? just kidding…
thanks for the good laugh! - Mortiki
-hee hee hee-
As much as I would just LOVE to take credit for this but of lovliness….I can’t.
Some of you may know of my association with Faet55?? The irl aspect of it I mean?
Well, I happened across his little book of writings. Things he may or may not publish, bits of stories, poetry etc. etc. When I saw this I asked if he would ever publish this. His answer? A resounding NO! lol
Seems he was a little concerned that the members of the story would take offense.
SO me being the lovely type of being that I am published it none-the-less just cuz it was so DAMN funny. I was confident that the members could laugh at themselves enough to appreciate it.
So, send your accolades to him, *sigh* not me.
*btw*
Oh, there are plans for a sequel.
And YET AGAIN I screw it up and post under his name. Grrrr. Ok, my apologies, previous post under Faet55 was mine—again.
*btw*
Hey, look at it this way. faet55 wrote it, you posted it under his name, so he does kinda get credit for it. Aren’t cookies fun?
lol, yeah grand, almost as grand as the bitch fest I sit through patiently every time I miss post under his name lol.
Wait till you see the sequel. I think it will give you a giggle in particular.
Good freakin God I am an idiot. I’m sitting here talking aboiut mis-posting under his name and I do it again! Last post by Faet55 was me … *sigh*
OK, notice to all readers, from now on pay extra attention to the signature at the end as Faet and I both sign our posts. Apparently I am doomed to repeat the same mistake.
Write that into the sequel, then.
Well, now. THAT was FUNNY!
Thank you.