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Introducing Gothic Barbie!

March 14th, 2001 | darkness

Ok, I was buying myself a cool 1920’s silent movie monster action figure, and I’m staring at the dolls behind the counter. What do I see but a Morticia Addams Barbie! 11′1/2 inches of graveyard loving, horny Morticia! Finally, it’s here! I no longer have to draw on my barbies for them to attaint that darker look…just thought I’d share my joy with you all.

6 comments ↓

#1 Saint-Martin on 03.15.01 at Mar 15, 01 | 8:31 pm

Lucky you.
There should be someone out there that makes good looking dark/morbod dolls. I’d buy some…

#2 littlefreak on 03.19.01 at Mar 19, 01 | 9:18 am

hehe, I turned my old Jem doll (big 80’s rock star thingy with flashing earrings) into a mechanical animals marilyn doll :) quite easy, you just paint it white, paint the hair black with red bits, and do cute blue eye makeup on it. et voila! instant, umm, doll….ness. yeh. hmm, I’ll shut up now, methinks…

#3 unlit on 03.22.01 at Mar 22, 01 | 6:27 pm

i used to ‘dye’ my dolls’ hair with black permanent marker and would draw Crow-like patterns on their faces. oh well.

#4 rage_angel on 03.25.01 at Mar 25, 01 | 6:16 pm

and i…just…cut off their hair and destroyed them…oh dear….phsycopathic(bad spelling) trait there?…methinks me’ll go and ….buy that barbie!? too old for it now curses..

#5 Yohko on 05.07.01 at May 07, 01 | 10:23 am

Mezco Toys makes Living Dead Dolls
They are so cute.Here’s the link,I have
the eggzorcist it has purple hair with a
red X on the forehead.You should see them.

http://www.explosion-toys.com/store/index.html

#6 dreadlock_chick on 05.13.01 at May 13, 01 | 8:35 pm

BARBIES SUCK WOTEVA COLOUR THEY R! ACTUALLY, IF THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE THEY PROBABLY WOOD SUCK, THEYD PROBABLY SUCK THE WORLD, COS THEY LOOK LIKE SLAPPERS!! OH WELL….THATS LIFE. GOD-DAM-IT!!!