What in HEAVEN!!!

I think instead of what in hell? I will say “what in heaven!!?” Because you can find everything and anything you want in hell. The devil will give you anything you want, even if its good, like the white house with the picket fence. But God will give you so many reasons and barriers to keep you from that “beautiful life”. But then Do I really want to goto hell? No I hate the heat.. :laugh: that would be my reason. Because its hot. Who’s got problems? Back to the subject. So I will remain a atheist. Or Believe that God is not what we believe and that the Devil is not what we think either. Maybe they are opposites. Maybe they are having a election.. mudslinging each other, “He will make you burn in hell for a thousand years” God would say about the devil. The devil would respond ” But everyone up there is so bright and shiney.” So when I die, I am just going to stay in the middle. Maybe if I don’t believe in either of then, I will never die?