*Warning* I dont want replies bitching at me. This is a sattire, not to be taken seriously. I love my gf, enjoy.*
Give me head
Sweet romantic fucking head
Choke on the shaft and swallow hard
Don’t worry about the gag reflex
I can deal with a little soup
Just give me sweet romantic fucking head
Then we can go in back and do lines
Shoot a nice thread of heroin
Give ourselves slit wrists
And be supermodels
Vomit our ambitions for replacement tits
And give ourselves rim jobs
Just begin with head,
Lovely slop down on the head
Tickle it with your liar’s tongue
And say a prayer as your sins are forgiven
Then we can go outside and blow up the world
Place a nuke into a gay baby whales hands
Watch the sky turn red with our vices
We can watch our riots on the televisions we stole
Right before we see the televangelists talking about their god
And laugh as we turn to our God and
Put him right in the biggest, fattest, vein
Give me head though, or you won’t be called bitch anymore
You know you like it when I slap you
When I tie your hair in my hands and push you
Crack your slut lips with my perfect knuckles
All for that two second orgasm
You swallow like a champion
But fuck like a mule
Your scars are terrible and I can’t deal with the smell
I would eat a different cunt but yours was on sale
Oh, and I love you
But just don’t stop with the head
The mind shattering suck jobs you’re known for
Then we can go and watch everything burn
The political orgies raised on college pot and sorority gang rape
We can go trace our names with our hands in pig shit
And feel godliness in the bottom of our veins
Just one more snort, one more plunger, and one more push, one more pull
Give me that beautiful fucking head
You little enlightened whore
You know you want it in your ass
Straight past the layer of skin and up your intestine
Past the stomach lining and right to your larynx
So I can hear my dick talk back
My little bitch, don’t drop a tiny bit
Just stop when you pass out
Until then, suck suck suck
Do it or I will have to fuck your brother
Your mother and father
Maybe the cute little people of the village
All for a day’s work and a days pay
Give me that fucking blow job darling
My goddess, suck me off like your mother knows
Fuck me in the kitchen
Bent over and bloody, we all need pain
Yours is just mainly in your fucking swollen slit
You’re so wet
Are you my god yet?
Just remember the little people when you reach your climax
And don’t forget that without me, you are just bottom feeding shit
Then we can make snowmen after you snowball your sister
We can walk the crack lines in the streets waiting as we hold up ticket #34
Waiting for the red in their eyes to show our number
Then we can go to church and watch the pulpit shake as little
Johnny suck a lot gets his indulgence from that little slot at Father Fuck’s shaft
We can go and confess our lives at the end of the soapbox memorial
And watch the death of freedom of speech
But we don’t need voices
We’ve got dick
If it were up to me I’d suck you off doll, but my tongue is worth more
I would make love to you if love wasn’t so damn expensive
Let’s just fuck and forget, the ways of the world showed me it’s secret
And I will let you know, but you can only understand it
When you got my cock in your tiny whore mouth
Now get sucking, its time to learn
I would say I love you, if it wasn’t so expensive
I would say I need you, if there weren’t other mouths out there
I would say lets get married, if that guaranteed better head
Now suck like a good little bitch, my porcelain pooch
Give me the best head you’ve given since daddy’s birthday
And let us do coke, let us do heroin, let us do crack, and not take it back
We’ve made up our minds now suck suck suck, you fucking whore… I love you