- Shout in the streets
- Forget everybody else’s birthday
- Tell my neighboor sexual stories involving my caretaker
- Add an healthy dimension to my diet
- Disturb a bus driver
- Decorate a tree with toilet paper
- Spit my coffee in somebody’s face
- USE TOO MUCH CAPS LOCK
- Pretend to be Frances Farmer and prove it
- Sell a precious thing
- Sell a precious person
- Congratulate a fern
- Predict the Apocalypse
- Go in a crappy bar
- Injure a mascot
- Show the good way ——> to George
- Live in the past each Sunday
- Describe a disgusting accident to an old lady O_o
- Have a diary of my thoughts
- Have a diary of my unconscious thoughts
- Put my pants down for nothing
- Dream about a singing pregnant sow
- Break a television
- Exhume a celebrity (i choose Stanley Kubrick)
- Kiss a knee
- Recycle old boring jokes
- Make people read this list
- Isn’t it complete now?
- Yeah almost…
- Start an unknown traditional dance in the subway; ask people to dance with me
- Imitate an animal of the farm
- Ask to talk to the manager
- Get drunk like an Irish; ask an Irish to judge my situation
- Dress myself with skin coloured clothes
- Find olds “Lists of things to do” and compare it with the new one