Add these to your collection . . . if you dare!

Whether you’re a collector, connoisseur or simply making your love of horror a family affair, these petrifying playthings are likely to impress even the most heartless horror fan. So if you’re searching for a ghoulish gift, look no further…

Geeks never outgrow their toys. And Horror geeks tend to be the most geekiest of all geeks, thus we love our toys even more. The collector of, say, sports memorabilia can never know the joy of displaying on his bookshelf or computer desk (or in my case both, as both are full-up) a finely sculpted figure in all its ghoulish glory, even if the only person who will ever see it is the collector himself, and the other dolls with whom it will share space. I have amassed a goodly amount of them over the years; in fact I possess several on the list mentioned in this article.

Check out that Predator! Man, that looks wicked cool! Of course it also comes at a wicked price. My own figure wasn’t so expensive, but still looks pretty spiffy, even at a discount. Mine, however, is not eleven inches tall, like this bad boy. And that little Creature from the Black Lagoon. How cute is that? Funko always produces quality figures properly deformed for “cuteness appeal.” I own an Oogie Boogie figure from THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, just like the one pictured. Most exciting to me, though, is that Jersey Devil figure—mostly because I don’t own it yet!


By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of Evil Cheez Productions ( - - specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. And he really likes vampires and werewolves. Like, a LOT.

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