been asleep too fucking long

Holy shit…ok….so, when did the boards all of a sudden wake-up???

Holy shit…ok….so, when did the boards all of a sudden wake-up??? I know that a number of you have been checking back every so often, as I’ve been…when did we wake up? Hmmmmm?
Well, I’d just like to say hello to all the old farts that have been swarming around since this place went on hiatus and welcome to all the new faces.
By the way, where’s Sire? I think i wanna hump his leg in gratitude.

By MasochisticSweetness

Fuck off and die.

23 comments

  1. It’s been running that long??? Holy shit. I must be blind. I’ve been on since then, but never noticed anything different. Well you know what that means…gotta lay of the wacky tobaccy. HA! Where the hell is Tox? I almost sexually harassed her a while back…never got to finish what I started.

  2. WooP WOO, GUESS WHOS BACK???…………DoWNWaRDSPiRaLS in tha house y’all. aww fells so good to be back, almost as good as an orgasm. Fuck its been ages since this shit was online, fuck ive missed all o ya. PS: does anyone remember me?lol

  3. Twisted_Thoughts, I’m counting on it. She’s one of the few here with SEXY brains. mmmmmm….braiiiiiinsssssss….

    ahem…

    ANYWAY, what HAS everyone been doing since??? Hey downwardspiral…you sound familiar. Did you email me once?…or twice…or a grand total of 64 times? 😉
    ORGASM huh?? I don’t know. My pet rocks seemed to fill in the void just fine for me. But then again I know how you feel. I left them one weekend and when I came back it was like someone had slipped me some vibrating underwear. Ahh, I’m just fuckin. They died. 😛

  4. yeah it feels wierd. Ive had no release unti now. does anyone remember me either? lol. I remeber you masochistic sweetness. We emailed for a while.

  5. I remember evilsecret. The sweet lil hunny. Ahhh yes. I was looking through some of your old posts just last night. Had to ‘reboot’ so to speak. hehe.

  6. I don’t know. If I shit on a pair of Nike Cortez will my door still be locked? Really something to think about…and yet the world keeps turning…not worrying about such petty worries…

    …You can stop jerkin your gurkin. Unless of course you invite that cute dead weasel from the neighbors yard. You may or may not want him to wash his hands before he puts them on your winky though.

  7. Greetings to all,

    Firstly, it was something of a shock to come back after such a long period away and to find, to my surprise, and I note the irony present, a post on how quiet things have been until recently. I found a sense of warmth in logging in and reading some old, well recognised names from the posts. Reminds me of my old University days when I was a frequent poster.

    Secondly, now that I’ve returned, what did I miss. I’m feeling a little lazy today to be dragging up an archive of old posts, although doubtless this means I shall miss some poetic and literary exercises in the morose.

    Well, I’ll be off for now.

    Fare thee well

    Durmegil Guldur

  8. it’s nice to see old faces. i too was not aware of the return of our dark palace.

    -mourning

  9. Hey.. I was still responding when the boards we’re dead… cause im a dunce who joined during that time lol. neway i recognise some of your names from some of my fave posts. and yes it would be wrong to jack off to this. o_O;

  10. Greetings all!

    I’ve missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s REALLY nice to see some names I recognise. I haven’t logged in here for ages, I’d given up to be quite honest. But I’m glad the urge suddenly hit me again! Anyone remember me? I was only on for about 6 months before everything ground to a halt, but hey, I can’t keep my mouth shut for long!!!! heh heh 🙂 Anyone seen blacklight around? He was as notorious as MasochisticSweetness and MourningStar2002! 🙂 Great to see everyone.

    Write on! xxoo

  11. HI Audryn! I don’t remember you at all! It’s ok, I still love you. blacklight has not been seen (AND he’s more notorious than either I OR MourningStar!!! He was here waaaayyyy before I got here). He gave great advice didn’t he? Email his ass if you’re desperate, we need more of the farts on here. I really miss blind dagney and Pollykills. Great writers.

    ::ropes a cactus and hops on:: High Ho Silver … AWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

  12. That’s okay, I’ll forgive you! 🙂 Blacklight was great at advice! And yeah, I remember Blind Dagney too. It’s nice to see some new people too though! 🙂 I hope they’re as good a writers as some of those we’ve lost! 🙂

  13. hello to all. i am new here. tell me who are good people/allies? J/C who iz TOX?
    im a little confused about this place. i’ve been here before.only to read the stuff, yesterday iz when i decided to become a member. hey everyone check out my profile.

    peace

  14. sexual harrasers must die!scars of life make the pain no one wnats to know!die,all who would violate others,die!

  15. You assholes remembered me. Awesome.

    It’s six in the morning, I just remembered I had an account here and it took me five minutes to figure out the password. But shit, I’m fucking ecstatic that this place is alive again. It’s been way too long. And I just realized that all these posts are from a year ago, but who cares.

    If it stays like this I’ll send emails to the moderator and annoy them till they post something.

    And hey, I’m still up for being sexually harrassed.

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