Last week I had eatten the last of the acid that was left on the counter. Strange, I thought. Not only did I start seeing the carpet designs come alive but there was something strange about my room. Devo was saying something to me but I couldn’t remember much about it. It seemed like he was freaking out or something. He looked deformed or distorted and his voice sounded like his pal had been caught on his zipper.
We both decided to go to the store to buy some tomatoes. Why? I don’t know but I bet it had something to do with Devo’s evil scheme.
“Tomatoes man,” he said. “Throw them at Biffy and make her all pissed off.”
He laughed.
I looked at him for a moment only to find that it wasn’t Devo anymore. It was a fucking snake with wings hissing at me.
“Don’t come near me, don’t come near me,” I said. “Leave me alone you cold-blooded bastard!”
I tried to run but I ended up falling to the floor. So I crawled as quickly as I could and hid behind a woman.
“Excuse me,” she said. “What do you think you’re doing?”
I looked up at this woman and said, “HELLO LADY! I’M HIDING FROM THE FUCKING SNAKE! IT’S A FUCKING GREEN, LONG, HISSING, FLYING, EVIL SNAKE! I MUST HIDE! Yes I must hide.”
“Get away from me before I have someone call the police!”
“YES! CALL THE POLICE! KILL THAT SERPENT NOW!”
“Someone help!” she yelled.