If at first you don’t succeed – DIE!
Now that I gave up hope, I feel much better.
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out, then it’s just fun…
If you can’t beat them, shoot them from a distance!
It’s always darkest right before it gets pitch black.
If you drink you get drunk. When you get drunk you pass out. When you pass out you sleep. When you sleep you can do no wrong. When you do no wrong, you go to heaven. So if you drink, you go to heaven!
Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn’t for chicks, our dicks would rust!
Have a nice day – VoidsBane