lets go to the fat Olymipics
Watch the hundred meter heartattacks in twenty five minutes
Count the judges that nervous break on the fat walk
lets go to the fat Olymipics
Watch the hundred meter heartattacks in twenty five minutes
Count the judges that nervous break on the fat walk
Morning, lunch, afternoon smokeo breaks during the marathon
There’s also the long roll in the sand pit
The deepest depression wins the event
And see no reconds broken in the pool
Just pumping of bellies and chests by the pool’s edge
Look at the pieces of diving board floating with joy
Be amazed at sequenized drowning in under three minutes
See the gymnastic blood presure take
Or take in the wooden horse collapse
The one with the most splinters takes it out
See who’ll be the first to do a chin up without the bar bending
Be blown away by the cellulite lift
Spend a sunny day observing the fat riders aand fat horses
Eating the flower arrangements at the first jump
Watch the riders being crane lifted back into place at the water traps
Yes, come to the Fat Olympics and have a rolly polly ball
No drugs, but food for all.