According to Director Adam Wingard, there will be a definitive winner by the end of the upcoming GODZILLA VS. KONG. “I do want there to be a winner,” says Wingard. “The original film was very fun, but you feel a little let down that the movie doesn’t take a definitive stance. People are still debating now who won in that original movie, you know. So, I do want people to walk away from this film feeling like, Okay, there is a winner.” While King Kong was my first monster love and will always have a special place in my heart, I’d have to put my money on Big G. He has the one advantage that King Kong won’t be able to overcome, I think: radioactive fire breath. It’s hard to win a fistfight with a walking flamethrower.

Speaking of monsters and special places in the heart, have you heard the song “Godzilla” from Kesha’s new album? I love it. It’s adorable. I wouldn’t have known about it were my lovely better half not a huge Kesha mark. I don’t listen to much in the way of contemporary popular music, myself, ’cause it mostly kinda sucks. But I dig on “Godzilla.” Here’s hoping it gets some radio play.