Goths vs. Beauty

Every time I hold a conversation with someone of goth culture, half if not most of the time when it comes to physical appearance they yammer on about how they are physically repulsive.

Personally my gut may not be able to handle such spewing of of sewage from their mouths. I
will say the human race may not be the finest mammal on this rock we call earth…But dammit we are what we are!

Every human has potentional “beauty” its just a matter of finding it and wanting to find it. They will spend hours upon hours to make their face look that perfect pristine dead pale porcelin doll look and they will yammer on about how the dead are so beautiful and peaceful laying in their coffins. Yet, make a comment about their beauty and they go “EW EW! I’m Hideous! Don’t compliment me!” and run off to hide.

I think many people in the goth community need to sit back and take a few of those Stuart Smalls(From SNL and the movie Stuart Saves his family, for the clueless) and sit infront of the mirror and chant over an over again “Im Special! I Love myself! I can make a difference! I AM BEAUTIFUL!”…Maybe then the mass of people who say they are ugly will stop pissing the rest of us off with their little insignificant misguided ramblings. We are only as perfect as we want to be! If we all say we are ugly…It wont get us anywhere, now will it?

By The Evil Cheezman

Purveyor of sacred truths and purloined letters; literary acrobat; spiritual godson of Edgar Allan Poe, P.T. Barnum, and Ed Wood; WAYNE MILLER is the head architect of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, serving up the finest in entertainment and edification for the stage, the page, and the twain screens, silver and computer. He is the axe-murderer who once met Andy Griffith.