Because i was feeling down i
bought an ugly dress to
go on a date with a guy that
i dislike and who disliked my ugly dress
i drank some shitty alcool and
listened to his shitty jokes and
because i didn’t laugh he
did not ask me to
put my ugly dress down so
i went back home alone and
masturbated
(We will eat icecream cones on the back of a white poney
i will dye my hair blonde and we’ll be happy for the rest of our lives, and we’ll have a lot of kids)