– Shout in the streets
– Forget everybody else’s birthday
– Tell my neighboor sexual stories involving my caretaker
– Add an healthy dimension to my diet
– Disturb a bus driver
– Decorate a tree with toilet paper
– Spit my coffee in somebody’s face
– USE TOO MUCH CAPS LOCK
– Pretend to be Frances Farmer and prove it
– Sell a precious thing
– Sell a precious person
– Congratulate a fern
– Predict the Apocalypse
– Go in a crappy bar
– Injure a mascot
– Show the good way ——> to George
– Live in the past each Sunday
– Describe a disgusting accident to an old lady O_o
– Have a diary of my thoughts
– Have a diary of my unconscious thoughts
– Put my pants down for nothing
– Dream about a singing pregnant sow
– Break a television
– Exhume a celebrity (i choose Stanley Kubrick)
– Kiss a knee
– Recycle old boring jokes
– Make people read this list
– Isn’t it complete now?
– Yeah almost…
– Start an unknown traditional dance in the subway; ask people to dance with me
– Imitate an animal of the farm
– Ask to talk to the manager
– Get drunk like an Irish; ask an Irish to judge my situation
– Dress myself with skin coloured clothes
– Find olds “Lists of things to do” and compare it with the new one