This is a humorous poem, written about my computer in light of several recent problems with it. Please let me know what you think.
-Voidsbane
Stupid Computer
I pull the chair back and turn on the screen.
I take control of the wheel.
Time to write of all the things I’ve seen;
Time to tell them what I feel.
Was it a bad day, or far from that?
My friends will soon find out.
I compose a letter or try to chat
And find what my computer’s all about.
I type for hours, make everything right,
And then I just press “send.”
Then this stupid thing start to fight,
And my computer connection ends.
I re-logon to try again; I have too much to say.
But the evil beast inside this thing
Say, “No huh-uh, no not today.”
So I log back on to talk to one,
I’ve adored for the longest time.
The going’s good, I have some fun;
Then the Computer Gods send me a sign.
Just as the conversation gets going,
Towards a deeper and better direction;
A message box pops up instead showing
I have lost the f***ing connection.
Thank you for reading this. Have a nice day, or I will headbutt you! – Voidsbane