A few odd statements, made more interesting because of where I was.
One odd thing … having your mother walk in on you bathing, and asking, “Honey, are you pregnant?” because of your figure.
Another odd thing….. Walking into your place of employment with you brother, and having the entire staff think he’s your boyfriend.
Interesting to say the least. You’re at the laundry mat, minding your own business while folding your clothing. A strange woman walks up, looks at your chest, looks at one of your bras, and states, “Buy bigger bras.”
When your mother waits until the family reunion, and in front of the entire family asks, “Are you having anal sex?”
When your boyfriend asks you why you aren’t bragging about your sex life to your friends, when he know some aren’t getting any, and the others are extremely religious (try picturing our conversations..lol)
The oddest of all…. You are making love to your boyfriend. Riding him, looking down into those big blue eyes, and he pops the question. “Why don’t you brag about our sex life to your Mom? I can see you telling your Mom!”
OK, I admit that most of these, while odd for me as a female, would be even more interesting for a male…. Unfortunately, yes, all of these actually happened.
As strange as it may seem, as a male… I never talk about my sex life with my friends… I don’t brag, I don’t share and to be honest I’d really rather some of them not even know one way or the other. Well, ok… except for one time when I broke the bed while going at it… but that was just funny because it was a steel frame. In a wierd way I was kind of proud… err something
Well the anal sex thing in front of the family could be a very touchy subject. Seeing as most males tend to be so homophobic that it hurts and for some reason anal sex with men the first thing that springs to mind is with other men, don’t ask why. Not without comic value, but just generally uncomfortable 🙂
The conversation with your boyfriend while you are riding him… I don’t know if I could handle my girlfriend wanting to talk about my Mother while she was on top of me, somehow Mothers and sex just should not go together. Yes, I realize they all had to have had sex in order to become mother’s but that doesn’t mean I have to be willing to accept the fact my Mother has sex… all audio and visual aids that I have accidently picked up to the contrary, I still say Parents don’t have sex and thus should not be mentioned during sex 😛
Bryght
i thought this post was cool. it made me laugh.
Vixodus
xxx
Thanks for making me laugh 🙂 hasn’t happened in a while…
wow,. it made me laugh….though the subject is not for family talk…..in philippines people are not comfortable talking about that esp. with parents…grrr…