Death came like the wind to the village that night, silent and swift. First the barking of dogs, then the screams. Then the great and terrible roar that announced the presence of the monster in their midst. Pa’haana had just drifted off to sleep. He’d spent most of the night tossing and turning beneath and… Continue reading THE PATH Part 13

The thing that most of the critical critics didn’t like about this movie is the very thing I found to be its greatest strength. Go figure. Is this a crime thriller? A disaster/survival movie? A ghost story? A monster movie? Yes. All of the above. Normie didn’t like that approach. Normie said the movie “didn’t… Continue reading Movie Review: D-RAILED

“Grandfather, what must be done with me?” Pa’haana asked. “Am I to be exiled?” The Chief exhaled white smoke. “I must dream on this thing,” he answered. “I will decide in the morning what the penalty must be for your blood debt.” Pa’haana nodded. Even though the thought of having to wait to learn his… Continue reading THE PATH Part 12

Seriously, Ms. Curtis is in the running for coolest woman on the planet. She’s the original Scream Queen. She still carries a torch for the Horror genre that’s burning brighter than ever. She shows all the respect to the fans. And she’s a damn fine actress to boot. Now she can add “author” to her… Continue reading Jamie Lee Curtis, Author

It’s sorta hard for humans to comprehend. How could a living thing *not* need arms? Especially a biped? Yet the reason the T-Rex had such tiny little arms was that it was in the process of evolving to a point where it wouldn’t have them. And look at snakes. No arms or legs. Why? Because… Continue reading No Arms? No Problem!

First came the news that there was going to be a Godzilla livestreaming series, and now this bit of wonderful goodness! Shin Godzilla will return as part of a shared universe super team ala the Avengers! Studios Toho, Khara, Tsuburaya Productions, and Toei have announced plans for the “Shin Japan Heroes Universe” or SJHU, which… Continue reading Shin Godzilla Returns!

I’m hearing reviews for the new TCM movie that are all over the board. Some are saying it’s great, many are saying it sucks, and most are saying something in-between the two extremes. I can’t offer you a review yet as I haven’t seen it yet. I can’t livestream that ish and my bootlegger hasn’t… Continue reading THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and a Sad Leatherface

We’re finding out more about the forthcoming JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION, and everything I’m seeing bodes well for the movie. There won’t be any genetically-engineered dino-monsters that never existed in dino history this time—or so they say—but there will be plenty of new dinosaurs to delight us as they menace the human heroes. Foremost among these… Continue reading The Freddy-Saurus

For starters, for the title to be accurate, they’d have to change it to “The Phantom from About Fifty Feet Deep”. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, though. The “phantom” in this case is a monster, a mutated aquatic reptile of some sort, left in place by the mad scientist who created it… Continue reading Movie Review: THE PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES

Pa’haana couldn’t stop thinking of T’cho’s face now. Purpled with rage, slick with sweat, spittle flying from his mouth. But more than that, too. T’cho’s hair, an equal combination of gray and black, as if Wakanti had painted stripes through it. One of T’cho’s eyes had been a little darker than the other. He’d possessed… Continue reading THE PATH Part 11