Senior ladies are beautiful in their own way. This post is in no way meant to be derogatory towards them. That should be stated upfront, so there is no misunderstanding. Got it? Good. So yes, old ladies are beautiful creatures. But they are not “hot”. I do not find them “sexy”. They do not crank my tractor, as the saying goes. Yet while watching Ti West’s X, I found myself at a point about midway through feeling attraction to Pearl, the old lady serial killer who stars in the movie.
Here’s what I think happened. I think my subconscious figured it out before the rest of me. I’ve written before about my kink, how I find beautiful women in monster makeup so smokin’ hot. (The Zombie Queen from ARMY OF THE DEAD pushes *all* my buttons.) In order for it to work, though, I have to *know* there’s a hot chick under the monster makeup. While she wasn’t wearing monster makeup, per se, that was Mia Goth under heavy makeup and prosthetics doing double duty as Pearl in X. I realized it shortly after finding myself finding Pearl kinda sexy. In fact it was the fact that Pearl was doin’ it for me that tipped me off; “Oh, that’s Mia Goth!” I realized. “Now it makes sense!” So yeah, the kink continues.