People seem to forget when they have religion what it really means. I see disgusting parasites of christians with a robotic like smile come up to my door, and ask me to join there religion, I say I’m happy with my choice, but they don’t stop, and nearly walk into my house.
I pushed him down and he tol dme I needed the lord. I said to him my lord is differn’t from yours, and yet he did not listen, and started calling me ‘a foul walker’ a ‘black sheep.’
I then thought, there are many religions, but many also keep it to themselves, inside, and never preach it. Zealots like those that came to my door were bastards, so I said it right into there face,
” What, so you expect me to be brought into your gods shine, so that I may become another number of your horde? I am happy with the lightbringer!”
He called me a devil worshipper, and began saying verses from the bible, I was ready to sack the guy, and yelled back into his face.
“Get off my damn porch or I’ll call the police!”
He said the power of the lord gave him the right to bring him into Jesus’s light. That was it, I stepped out, came right up to his face and said.
“Wears your Jesus now?”
I began to pummel the guy into a wall of the porch, and I am not a strong person, but try as he will, I had a inner hate against preachers. He fell to the ground coughing, and ran way with his colleague. I smiled, and went in to get a hot cup of CoCo.
The point of this post is, that religion cannot be determined by some right winged preacher. You must trust yourself, and not fall when confronted. Even if he fought back, he would have shown some strenth, but he was only in the religion because he was an ant, one of many brainless hordes. Don’t use religion as a “get into heaven free!” card, but as a lifestyle, and never doubt it, becasue having a true religion, no matter what it is, is atruly a beautiful site.
you wanna know somthing scary,the almost exact thing happend to me a couple years ago,it was kinnda scary actually,i was only a litle kid,but enought about me.I feel the exact way,some christians piss me off,im not saying its just christians,some other culturs to,we need to exept that our religion,isnt the only religion. (i myself am wiccan,i got burned by some flock of christian kids,thay told me i worshipd the devil….pfft..gimme a break)
Gawd i know what you are talking about thats kinda happened to me too……except i am a devil worshiper…and i kinda told the guy to f**k off but he didnt listen and so i had to get nasty.
But however i got my revenge i managed to get some material from his shirt……heh heh I done a revenge spell
(well he broke my peace, and i was in the midle of watching the Simpsons)It wasnt a harsh one just enough to give him a fright.
LOL…I’m glad I have some support!
Well those christian ppl get on everyones nerves……as you could tell by my reaction….oh yeah they also said i was a devil worshipper….so i said
‘yeah so what’
and then they said
‘thats bad’
so i said
‘who cares im not your responsibility’
and then they said
‘your Gods responsibility’
Then i was like
‘look im not bad just a little different…just leave me alone’
But noooo they wont leave me alone….but they did eventually after i got nasty then they left with a look on their faces as if they just had a broom shoved up their ass.HA HA it was sooooo funny.
Sorry if i rambled on.
next time if someone tells you god has given him permission to be on your porch, tell him the law gives you permission to blow his ass away.
Religion is opinion as I stated in another post.
You just have to find one that matches what you think should be right and wrong.
Tox..
LOL Mourning Star! Very good point!
Religion..
….all these people do that are coming to your door is try to brain wash you so they can get recognised in their society as being a superior being. If God gives them permission to be anywhere they want… why aren’t they in heaven where they say everyday they wanna be?
….tell the religious pricks to get the hell off your property.. or blow their ass away.
-Disturbed.
HA HA YEAH MOURNINGSTAR2002 NICE ONE
In research I’ve done, I’ve actually found that Satanists act more “Christian” than so-called Christians.
You know, if these Christians actually read their Bible with an open mind and understood what they were reading, they might actually realize how hypocritical they can be. When someone acts as if “I’m better than you because I’m Christian and I go to church,” they are breaking their own rules by (1) “committing the sin” of judging others, (2) ignoring the principle of “by their fruits shall ye know them” and going by names & words (hot air & bullshit) instead, and (3) taking the Lord’s name in vain.
Really, to break someone else’s rules is one thing, if you don’t agree with them. But to break your own rules, without giving them a second thought, is pure stupidity.
a point well stated florence.
OK, while I have a real beef with these so called Christians, I…..wait nope, my urge to defend them has just gone away as a painful memory arose.
Florence, you have brought to light here what I said to the Pastor of my Church before I went into exile. They can talk big, but they don’t live up to it very often, however the ones who were my friends have proven true and have not judged me, so my friendship to them is continued.
I know longer know what religion I belong to, although I adhere to more or less the same ideas I did before (ideas, not beliefs, thank you Kevin Smith.).
I don’t know what further to say on this, and to be honest I’ve never felt so alone on this.
Fare thee well
Durmegil
Everyone says that Christianity is ‘gods will’ when it’s only been in power maybe 1500 years max. The other ‘Old Religions’ were around for possibly 5000 years. Christianity was just a catalyst for power, the pope had money, and could gain control, so the kings followed him to make them more powerful. Now that the old belief are coming back, chirstianity will die. It is just far to chaotic a religion anyway.
JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS!!!!!
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and buddhism is the only religion worth taking up. theres no hidden fees, they dont knock on your door and try to get you to join them, you do what you want, just dont hurt the cows!
Hah. . .that reminds me of something. I was once at the train station waiting for a friend, when this guy in a WWJD shirt came and sat by me. He asked me what church I went to and that pretty much started it. Straight up told him that god doesnt exist, it is merely a symbol for the sheep to follow. I hate conversionists, trying to make people believe what they do. Even when I was a child my parents made me go to a bible school for 3 years. So i know the religion well, along with the fact that I’ve studied various of them as well as phsycology. So after a 25 minute chat with the guy. (Didnt even raise my voice once. ) I had him believing that his god did not exist, almost to the point of tears. Though I kept on going, even after my friend arrived. Jake just sat there agreeing with me and making it all the worse for this poor guy. Had nothing against him, I just wanted to prove my point. . . .the one thing that he couldn’t do.
last time someone came to my door i had a pentagram on my forehead. did it just for kicks. he kept trying not to look at it, but he started staring. i asked if he had a problem, then faked a seizure. he ran away when someone came to the door behind me. send stupid young teenagers to convert me will ya…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Nice one Mourning Star!!!! I wish I could’ve seen the look on his face.
“You know what pisses him off? The shit that gets carried out in his name, wars, bigotry, televangelism.”
Chris Rock, Dogma
Yeah, I hate evangelists too. Now, I respect other people too much to ever try to force my beliefs on them again.
Incidentally, the church I left was Calvary Chapel in Motherwell. Are there a lot of these institutions around?
Fare thee well
Durmegil
Mourningstar that was brilliant…I admire your sense of humour……….ha ha I would love to be there when you did that.
thanx.