Spare Parts of Christmas

Christmas Tree : Your Spare Parts

dear friends,
It’s christmas isnt it?
Anyone thinking of cheers for a a merry christmas?My house is bare you could help me.
your eyes
would be perfect for my christmas balls.
Though none of you have blue eyes black christmas eyeballs would be fine.
feel that tubes in your wrist?
I think that would be nice if I tangle it for christamas wreaths.cool…
hey see that hairs on your head?
that would be use as the bristle for my tree, but I hope you die and bleach that to green.
Or maybe you could bleach it to make it white,for a white cxhristmas.
your bones
it would suit my plan , making an 8ft. tall tree.
What do you think spruce orfir.Better e-mail me so as to make the most of your spare parets.
that properly trimmed nails
that would be ok if I use it as a shade for my lights.
You could just imagine red and blue polished nails adorning my tree.
and of course that candle shape digitals..
that would be nice if I make a five pointed stars..for the top.
and also the toes I could make I miniature stars from that.
your lungs or liver…what ever.
I dont know which.
beautiful if I slice it like the papercut of angels imagine…10 angfels around my tree.
well since that the “hype” in todays Xmas deco is red…
I need that flowing watery substance in you system to paint my room …and everything around it.
your white dentures…
lets count ’em all 1..3…9…32 in all including the molars great.
I could use that to glitter my tree.
abs…think of this losing your flab on that fat area…
I’ll use that as a wax for my christmas candles.
maybe some of your pubic hair i could use a wick to burn the candle.
Yeah your right hairs dont burn.
maybe I just use that undies was once soaked with urine, for the wick.
hey save that urine…
i could use that to improve that scent of my scented candle….piss scented candle.
ooops, I nearly forgot…SKIN
your skin I could use that to wrap my gifts and cover the patch in some of my lanterns.
and lastly your remaining blood
give them to me at least six gallons, for dinuguan (stew for you american friend)and the meat beats for the viandson my table.
I am finish yet.
then your feet..
that would do good if I soak it in a vinegared water, and peel afterwards like socks.
For Santa’s stocking.
maybe I’ll just dismiss the idea of making a five pointed stars out of your fingers maybe I’ll just make it like mittens.
For chaRITY.tO BE GIVEN ON CHILDREn, who spend their nights n chilly streets.
That’s the essence of xmas, isnt it?Giving.
your heart..
probably that wont be used up , I’ll save it for february I’l decorate that for valentines day.
It would rest on my chest, a chest freezer.
But the vessels and cords that goes with it could be use to tie the trinkets on my tree.
your rhinoplasted nose…
hey i havent thought of that I could use that to hold my piss scented candles.
what else? ur brain…
It could be used as the crowning glory for my tree since the star and silver angels are a bygone idea.
But since the temp. here is not less than 15 degree Celsius it would drip and melt splattering n thousand directions , a particles will be tasted by the wisitors.THEn THEY WOULD SAY “Ow, this is the lightest souffle` I ever tasted
” No I would not let them have a piece of your already small brain.
I’ll eat it on my own served in a platter ,with condensed milk and caramel.
Maybe a platter is too big maybe I’ll just use a saucer,since your brain is just as big as a 5yr old child’s fistful.
and all the odds and ends
could be used to spice up my noche buena.
Then your tounge to slurp the remaining sauce on my saucer.
Well what do you think of my tree…my house for christmas.
Merry christmas! I wish you could come to my house ASAP to start my decorations.

love,
scythianstyx
P.S wanna help me clean up the mess?If so then I’ll leave you alive and let our other friends be the object of my decorations