This morning i had an important meeting with the representatives of a soap company. The president wanted to discuss details concerning the new edible soap for kids.
At the scheduled time, we were all sitting around the large table shined and polished during hours by the big fat domestic help. As the president annonced the order of the day, the secretary fell down to the floor emitting weirds little sounds.
“Call an ambulance!” said Jim Morrison who was in the room by coincidence. Seconds later an ambulance got into the room, breaking the wall.
“Fuck! We’re at the 32th floor!” replied the president with surprise. A doctor went towards the secretary who was almost motionless.
“I’m sorry, she’s dead” said the doctor. He then took an hammer and hit the cadaver to reduce it to a pulp.
“Stop it!” yelled a biker who was mending his motorcycle in a corner of the room. A japanese family showed up and jumped by the window.
“I was right, but nobody believed me!” said a stranger hidden under the table.
A psychologist got into the room.
“Mr. Robert, it is your turn.” said the psy. Mr. Robert went towards him and replied: “I dreamed i was a potato.”
People and objets were appearing in the room and nobody seemed to react. Conversattions turned into delirium.
“It’s such fun to play with my own shit.” was singing the pope as he kissed the floor.
“I was right, but nobody believed me, yelled the stranger again. You are all going to be destructed! This is the end of the world! I alone am sane! Everything that exists is confronted to the univers narrowing!”
A Religion teacher started to laugh. But the stranger didn’t stop his speach.
“The universe size decrease of an half at each minute! Everything in it continue to exist but in a more and more restricted space!”
A cow smiled and stamped a blind man lying on the floor.
“The objects and the thoughts are mixing to create a mortal chaos! Soon the universe will be so small that the space will be completely filled! Everything will break and disappear into darkness!”
“Bingo! Bingo!” yelled a fireman.
“I am the only one who will survive! I had planned thi situation and found the way to protect myself! I will continue to live in a world that i will create and i will own everything in it!”
“Emma, do you want to marry me?” asked Bradley.
But we could already see by the window the buildings around exploding.
“In the next world i will be GOD” said the stranger before he disappeared.
That was very odd. But strangly amusing. I am not sure what else to say about it.
**Twisted-Evil**
Jeez that sounds like one of the stories my six year old sister tells me when she’s had too much calpol.
this is inspired by a story my cousin told me when i was 8 or 9. i had bad dreams and a fixation on apocalypse for like 2 years after that. i thought it was funny.
D.
alrtighty well thats an interesting one………………………i like it!