(wherever you think it’ll fit. I’m guessing poetry 😉 We have a special report for all you folks tuning in on your short-wave radio’s tonight. There have been a series of leg thefts around Europe in recent days with up to seventeen legs reported missing. There has been growing concern amidst officials that these thieves… Continue reading Newsbreak

I hate you

A world without you is a world without pain, Never having to see your face grinning again, All the times I have tried levelling with you, You ruined my life, shat and spat on it too.