(In the tune of the aero smith song, “pink is my fav color”)
Purple is a rad new color
Purple is the name of my Bruddah
I turn Purple when you punch out my lights
I want to fly some purple kites
I have to eat a purple dog…
To become the purple god!
I live… in a purple home.
I once punched out a purple Gnome
Cause he smoked lottsa purple dope
And ran over the purple pope
So I hung him with a purple rope
And road away on a purple goat!
We hi-jacked a purple boat
Which drove into a purple rock
So I put on my purple socks
And ran across the purple dock
I tripped in some purple muck
And killed a purple duck
Possessed by some purple drugs
And he was stuck on mah purple rug
Doing 90 in the purple truck
Now he’s purple’n mad
I wish I had a purple dad.
I ate my purple cat
He had on my purple hat
My purple mommy says I’m getting fat
But she can go to purple hell
And ring that stupid purple bell
And make a funny purple smell
She thinks she’s a purple smurf
That’s why I kicked her off my purple turf
I once had a purple bunny
It was purple funny?
He married a purple squirrel
Who turned into a purple quail?
He tried to bite off my purple tail
So I put him in the purple mail
And sent him to purple jail
He got rape by a purple male (poor quail)
It was all caught on this purple tape
The whole damn purple rape
Involving this purple grape
There was no way he could have escaped
He got this purple note
They found it on the purple pope
We think it was from the purple goat
Now I’m wearing this purple cape
I stole it from the purple grape
(While he was getting raped)
I have this purple car
I drove it real purple’n far
Till I cam to this old purple bar
…I got so purple’n drunk
I think I hit on this purple skunk
He made this purple stink
I think it fell into the purple sink?
I found some purple soap.
It reminded me of that damn purple dope
So I picked up this purple phone
Which was really a purple bone
I tried calling my purple home
That encludes this purple tale
Don’t be surprised if you find it in your mail…
Now we all purple’n scream: purpleeeee!! PURPLE!!!!!! SHPADOINKLE!!!
As we end this purpley tune…
Me & my danny were messing with this… enjoy