ive decided to make a list of these i want to accomplish before i die, i decided to share them with you.
THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. blow up a 3rd world country (uzbekistan)
2. get pecked by a penguin (twice)
3. make out with an eskimo (female)
4. have a headbutting contest with a goat
5. kill my first stepfather (once hes out of jail)
6.spin a dradle.
7. attempt to prove to everyone that god doesnt exist.
8. crucify a bunny (again)
9. pick a fight with an inatimate object. ( toilet, shoe)
10.fart in a crowded elevator.
11.chase a monkey
12. find a cure for lupus.
so those are the things i wish to do before i die, and believe me, this is not a joke.
have a nice day ;>}