Time Enough For Beauty Sleep

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I don’t wannna wake up…I’m having this great dream where the singer/guitarist of my favorite band is making love to me…
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Damnit, I’m gonna kill whoever’s making that noise, and robbing me of my beauty sleep…

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What IS that? Huh…it sounds kinda like the noise of dirt hitting the lid of a coffin at a funeral…
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Sigh…I guess I’ve slept long enough anyway…but I’m so comfy! These sheets feel like satin…This matress is kinda hard though….ok, get up, open your eyes, girl.
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OWWW!!!! MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH! When did the ceiling become five inches from my face??! Oh. My. God. This is a…..
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I’m in a…….no,no,no,NO! This can’t be happening! I’m not dead! I’m moving around, I’m breathing, I’m fucking hyperventilating!
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Stop it! STOP! I’m not dead! You can’t throw dirt on me! YOU CAN’T BURY ME ALIVE!!
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Oh God…I always hated that sound…the dull thud…it’s final…it’s dead….
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But I’m not dead! Can’t you people hear me?? Stop it! Oh God, I don’t wanna die! I’m only 17 for fucks sake! I’m supposed to be a rock star, and marry a hot guy and live happily ever after and shit!!
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What’s the matter with you people??!! Can’t you fucking hear me?! Can’t you hear me screaming and sobbing and banging on the lid of my fucking COFFIN??!!!
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Stop it! Don’t do this to me!! You can’t do this! I’m not dead! Can’t you hear me??!

I’M NOT FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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